February202012

Fall on your knees.

I was trying to show somebody a video of a girl blowing a candy cane, and in order to do so I had to open my tumblr account go through my “archive” and as I was browsing through my old posts trying to find this video this dude was like “you take a lot of unclothed photographs” and you know, he’s absolutely right. If you compared the number of pictures of myself on this blog wearing an entire outfit versus me without a shirt or in my underpants, there would be a huge difference. But I don’t care this is my blog and I never wear clothes and I’m not wearing clothes now and you should never have to apologize for sharing your beautiful body with the world.

In other news, I’ve been working out my chest and shoulders, and although there probably has been no real definition change, I now feel a lot slimmer than ever. Exercise is like the greatest most rewarding activity besides making babies. Although that probably constitutes as exercise too. Irregardless, that feeling of slimness has disappeared because I ate two burritos from Chipotle because I have this problem where I have to satiate my hunger and now I’ve felt bloated and large ever since and then today for lunch I ate three corn dogs and french fries.

I went to the gym today and ran a few miles, but I kind of just want to run hundreds and hundreds of miles until I am beautiful or until I die. The end.

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