I have my found my calling. This is how I will make money for the rest of the semester. I was considering censoring some of the contact information, but then I thought hey if I am going to stand there naked in front of people uncensored, then this blog post can go uncensored too. And if I tag this as “Rutgers” maybe another poor college student will find their awesome calling for a college job. I have always felt like “I am a nude figure model” would be an awesome addition to the story that is my life. I’d argue that it’s even better than, “yeah I take breakdancing classes.” The only thing keeping me from going through with this surefire plan is the fact that my body is laced with eczema, but I can only imagine that artists have seen worse and don’t give a shit. Can’t wait. I hope I can control my penis for 3+ hours.
