And we’ll pray that they turn to seeds, to roots and then grass.
The daily calorie count. I got a McDouble and a McChicken, and I thought. Hey. That’s enough of a meal for me. But then I was like, I could kind of use a large fries. I know that large fries is 500 calories, but I mean come on. I love potatoes. So I bought them. +500 calories to my body. And then on my way back to work on my lunch break, I still had 15 minutes to kill, so I stopped by a deli and bought a bag of Salt ‘n Vinegar chips. +220 calories to my body. I just love potatoes too much. That was +770 calories I really could have not consumed if I had any will power at all. At least I spent half of my hour lunch walking around the city. The best part was definitely when I had models on my left and all I could think about was how the photographers to my right were probably thinking “get the fuck out of the way you giant fucking walking piece of potato.”
