February132012

It’s the greatest of love.

How do you know if you are crazy? Somebody once told me that only sane people question their sanity. Sometimes I don’t feel crazy. Is that a sign that I’ve gone mad?

I went to McDonalds today, and like usual there was an insane elderly person in there. You always see at least one of them either sitting in a seat and staring you in the face, or waddling around the restaurant making gurgling noises.

What sane person would choose to get a meal from this place? Apparently a lot of people if you’re judging sales revenue. I saw one of these crazy people today and that’s what made me start questioning my mental health. You know how in zombie flicks, sometimes a zombie might wander around aimlessly in a familiar territory from their past life. That is going to be me. I am going to be one of those mindless insane old people drooling on myself in a McDonalds when I become senile because that is going to be “my familiar place.”

Post Notes

  1. alonewitheve said: I would assume that if a zombie walked into a mcdonalds, you wouldnt care much because you’d think they were just another homeless person begging for a burger…if only we could subdue zombies will burgers.
  2. anti-krist-in said: catch 22
  3. armzertu said: I would love to be mindless at McDonald’s that would be my retirement home, hahaha.
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