You constantly make it impossible to make conversation.
During lunch:
Girl points to her own plate: “salad”
Girl points to man’s plate: “salad”
Girl points to my plate: “chicken, fries, and pasta.”
I look at the girl: “didn’t go to the gym today”
I look at the boy: “didn’t go to the gym today”
I point to myself: “went to the gym today.”
During a break in between classes:
Girl: “Can you read this for me?”
I lift up her laptop: “It’s so tiny.”
Girl: “Size doesn’t matter.”
Me: “I just meant it’s small like a baby.”
Girl: “I think a baby is heavier than my laptop.”
Me: “I wouldn’t know, I don’t actually touch babies.”
During class.
Professor: “What company’s motto states that they
can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.”
Student raises hand: “All State.”
