I just did the Crunch: Total Resculpt video on Netflix and let me say that I don’t think I have ever felt so bad about my hand eye coordination in my life and I think I need to start doing more squats because that is the part of the video where I felt the best burn. There is no incriminating evidence of my work out besides this victory shot, but sometimes I have to wonder just how much the girls from across my window actually see go on in this room. I pray that the glare from the sun distorted their visuals.
You want to know why I am so interested in eating healthy and exercising, despite not necessarily doing either? Living a long, happy, healthy life has always sounded appealing and treating your body right is supposedly one way to increase your chances at succeeding at such a goal.
But then there’s the other reason. I used to be a skinny kid. And now I’m an average kid. But since everyone in this world thinks it extremes it feels like obesity. I wonder if I would have been better off being a chubby kid who grew up into this body because then I’d be so appreciative. Whenever you see fat people who lost a lot of weight, even if they’re not skinny, don’t you think they just look great! Because you’re comparing them to an older, fatter frame of reference and you’re just like damn you look good! But then when you see average sized people and you compare them to their old skinny pictures you’re just like damn what happened to you you really let yourself go. Why does everyone in the world look so beautiful except for the guy looking back at you in the mirror.
