July 2011
71 posts
6 tags
Untitled 08.
He was standing there. He was hanging on the railing of the Hudson, stripped and ready to jump in. “I’ve lost my spark” he declared. Life came from water. He rationalized that it made sense to go back to die. But this was not supposed to be a suicide attempt; he did not actively want to die. He just wanted to see how his frame would fare in the current. He lead his life shielding...
5 tags
There's a place on Ocean Avenue...
I walked down Ocean Avenue to get to Asian Kitchen and ordered chicken with broccoli without the broccoli, white rice, and an egg roll. Their hot sauce tastes nasty, but the food was fantastic. $5.45 well spent. I wanted to take a photo of my glorious Chinese food, and symbolize the triumph I have just accomplished by getting off of my fat ass, but then I decided a GIF would be a new thing to...
6 tags
4 tags
6 tags
Gonna see Brand New for the 8th time!
This morning I successfully nabbed three tickets from ticketmaster. I was an idiot and waiting on ducatking as if ducatking has ever once in my life been a successful way to get Brand New tickets. God what a fucking awful piece of shit website. I don’t even understand its purpose.
Anyways, at the same time my girlfriend also purchased three tickets to see Brand New. We always both have to...
4 tags
American Werewolf in Paris.
This is pretty much a B movie that teeters on the border of awesomely bad and just plain awesome. I can’t explain my affinity for it. It follows the story of some Americans who go to Paris and run into the daughter of the original couple in American Werewolf in London. The only downside is that in the original, they used crazy make-up effects for the transformation scenes. This movie has...
5 tags
Pseudo-suicide.
I know it’s the internet and nothing written on here matters, but it bothers me when I see people write things like “brb I’m going to go kill myself.” It’s pretty insensitive to those you communicate with. And those kinds of phrases are never written by my closest friends, but by people who are like friends of friends. How am I supposed to respond to that? Is that...
8 tags
I will never have abs.
My family had a pool party. I’m observant. I look at people. It’s interesting to note that pretty much everyone under 20 is skinny as fuck and to my surprise, ripped. I never had abs like that at my age. And then everyone over 20 is pretty much morbidly obese. That’s pretty much how the genetics of my family goes. I don’t want to wind up morbidly obese. But I’d like...
7 tags
Children/ epidemic/ feminism.
My views on feminism are not that women must be “progressive” or that women must be “conservative.” Instead, it is that women must have the options open to them to do what they want to do, regardless of preconceived notions on what they should do.
And yet here I stand, feeling like I am experiencing an epidemic. It is completely understandable for my peers to not be ready...
5 tags
4 tags
H20.
Look. I like water a lot. And my friends know this. When it came time for a Secret Santa, my friend seriously contemplated getting me a few cases of Poland Spring. I would have loved that. When my other friend went to England, she brought me back English water as a gift. It was perfect. I only wish I got to drink it. I actually kept it in my room as a nice souvenir, but someone in my household...
1 tag
But I'm A Cheerleader.
When I saw this quirky movie as a child, I thought it was about a straight girl’s adventure after she is sent to a gay camp by her friends and family. And for some reason, I thought it costarred Selma Blair. One of my good friend’s always tells me how much she enjoys this movie, so I figured that it was time to watch it again.
Imagine how surprised I was when I rewatched it and it was...
indiehipsterdouchebag-deactivat asked: You're always raving about my tumblr so I felt it only appropriate to take a look at yours. It's not as if I've been avoiding your tumblr, I just rarely lurk people's personal tumblrs. I stick to the dashboard because I'm a lethargic sloth. However, reading your tumblr has been quite beneficial. It's consoling to know that someone is human too. Arizona is filled with...
6 tags
5 tags
2 tags
4 tags
My bosses talking about me in front of me.
Na'im: You look drunk.
Carl: That's because he is.
2 tags
Anonymous asked: Reading your blog now, we have alot more in common that we think. I can relate alot from it.
4 tags
You sir are untrustworthy. Nobody is supposed to...
I don’t have many male friends because most of the time they focus more on competition instead of just enjoying life with me. So the few male friends I do have, I appreciate. So imagine how shocked I was when one of my closest friend’s had cut me out of his life with no explanation. I tried to get into contact with him twice, and it had failed. After that I felt like writing a terrible...
7 tags
