June 2011
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, I.
I do not read the books, therefore I do not appreciate the grandeur of these films. Yet over the years, I have put time and money into watching the first six movies.
6 > 2 > 3 > 1 > 4 > 5
I had been losing interest in the film franchise, especially after each subsequent movie was getting worse and worse, that is until I enjoyed the sixth installment.
So here I am, watching the...
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Please take me away from my Mommy.
I ate dinner with my father and his girlfriend today. She is a teacher in Trenton. She had a student two years ago who was a Dyfs case. She should be in third grade now, but her mother hasn’t sent her to school for an entire school year. This child was luckily discovered. She had lacerations in her arm so deep that you could see the bone because the mother had tied her to a stairway banister...
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Time destroys everything.
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Sex and the City 2.
I have seen every season of the television series and the first movie, and enjoyed it. I actually find this franchise to be surprisingly relevant to real life, as long as Carrie Bradshaw isn’t acting like a princess in a faerie tale world.
If you look at this show and all you see is the Family Guy joke about three hookers and their mother, I think you don’t get laid enough. However,...
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I’m wasting my days as I’ve wasted my nights and...
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Y Tu Mamá También.
So I started learning Spanish with Rosetta Stone. What better way to test what I know than by watching a Spanish languaged movie. Actually, I can think of a better way to test my Spanish. Walk around northern Hudson County, haha.
On paper if you were to discuss the plot elements of this movie, it might seem good.
But when actually watching the film, it just drags. I really had trouble...
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My failing HP laptop.
I bought you for $600 from Circuit City when they were going out of business. You came with a complementary Norton Antivirus software, a laptop bag, and a scanner/ printer combination. Although those bastards made me pay to turn “on” your dual processing capabilities. I don’t even know what that means. You have a dual processor. That’s what you’re advertised as. Why...
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Beefy crunch burrito, w/o semen please.
I used to eat Taco Bell three times a year. When this $0.99 treat from the Gods came out, I increased my Taco Bell intake to like three times a month. But. Guess what happened? I went to Taco Bell today on my lunch break and asked for this and it’s gone. It’s off the menu. Now they have the inferior Beefy Melt Burrito. I am so sad.
You know, to be honest. I don’t even...
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Does this happen to anyone else, but me?
You: Something's different. You look tired.
Her: I'm not wearing makeup.
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David made a group called "fish bowl."
To be honest, I had forgotten that we had fish bowl social gatherings. Grace brought it over to Tom’s and she left it there. Tom brought it to my place and he left it here. I brought it over to David’s and left it there. And then the semester ended, and nobody cared enough to pick it up. I mean David didn’t want it, I didn’t want it, Tom didn’t want it. But we have to...
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Just a personal checklist of songs I've seen Brand...
Your Favorite Weapon
The Shower Scene Jude Law and a Semester Abroad Sudden Death in Carolina Mix Tape Failure by Design Last Chance to Lose Your Keys Logan to Government Center The No Seatbelt Song Seventy Times 7 Secondary Magazines Soco Amaretto Lime
Deja Entendu
Tautou Sic Transit Gloria… Glory Fades I Will Play My Game Beneath the Spin Light Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun...
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Sheitan.
Hot on the heels of the impressive Vincent Cassel flick Irreversible, I put this French horror movie to play on Netflix. Unfortunately, Vincent Cassel as a crazy farmer does not make for a good movie.
I do not enjoy mentally handicapped people in horror movies. And I don’t mean like dumb protagonists. I mean literally, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Is that girl jerking off a dog? Why yes...
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Irreversible.
French film. My favourite kind of movie. And you know why? It’s graphic. It’s brutal. It’s raw. Nobody has a happy ending. And there’s a good deal of Monica Bellucci.
The tagline for this film is “time destroys everything.” So simple. So beautiful.
This movie plays out in reverse chronological order. It starts off at a gay club called the Rectum with a brutal...
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“Party zombie. You eat booze not brains.”
– Kristin Currie
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It's the rain. Who fucking cares.
I don’t understand people sometimes. It’s raining. It rains many days out of the year. You’ve lived through hundreds of rain storms. Why can you not just accept it? A rainy day should not automatically equate to a bad day. If you enjoyed more things in life you would be living a better life. But you make it so difficult for me to enjoy days like today. Your constant bitching is...
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Adele Adkins versus Kate Moss.
I love food and hate exercise. I don’t have time to work out. - Adele
Good food is good. So I’m glad she eats. But then you have to worry, does she overeat? She appears to not care about staying fit and active. She doesn’t have time to work out? Make time to work out. But at least as a singer, maybe she does get a good work out on stage. Right?
Nothing tastes as good as...
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The House Bunny.
This movie was so unfortunately predictable. Anna Faris is a house bunny who wants the November centerfold in Playboy. But an evil rival playmate tricks her out of the house. She winds up being the head of an unwanted sorority who will lose their house lease if they don’t get 30 rushes all while trying to woo a simple man who refuses to enjoy her Playboy antics.
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Smily Face.
I love Anna Faris. This movie starts off slow, but has enough in it to keep me entertained. I might be biased because I am completely enamored by this woman and the amazing job she does as playing someone who is high out of their mind the entire movie. If you like weed, if you don’t like weed. If you like Anna Faris, check this out.
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Topless Tuesday.
Like everything in life, the concept of Topless Tuesday evolved, or maybe just some radicals out there have taken it to the next level. The bottom line now is however, that the amount of full body nudes being posted by the men and women of tumblr is at a high. And I just wonder why?
Is this a result of sexual repression? It seems like for some people, that by posting these nudes on the internet...
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Hoarders.
I have so many clothes that don’t fit me anymore. But I hold on to them because some days they might fit. But right now, as I am still in the process of unpacking from school, I am sorting through my clothes and removing the clothes that don’t fit anymore, are unwanted, or just worn out. It’s funny to see some of these sizes like XXS or M 10-12. Or clothes from elementary school,...
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“We can do anything now that scientists have invented magic!”
– Marge Simpson
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I haven't shaved since March.
Two months of facial hair growth barely even registers on my face. Although, there are these new spiffy stray hairs growing on the sides of my face now. I’ve been meaning to grab a razor for a long time, but I am just so apathetic. Maybe today when I wake up I’ll take a shower and remember to bring my razor. Of course the chances of that happening are slim, seeing as how I’ve...
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David: Did you go swimming today?
Me: No.
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Terrible people doing terrible things, II.
So I make it to my marketing final. Bhatia loves talking, and she literally talked from 12:00pm when our exam started up until 12:11pm. Eleven minutes, about what?
I’ll tell you what. She said “where is (name forgotten).” When some girl raised her hand, Bhatia was like “what are you doing sitting near people I told you you could come take the exam, but you’re...
