December 2011
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WatchKatie “practicing” (her words) being intimate with her candy cane.
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WatchI am clearing my memory card of videos so that I will have enough space to record some Brand New footage tomorrow night. It’s a shame if I don’t upload this somewhere before it’s deleted forever. Bloody Beetroots was really a good time.
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Satanic Virgin Sacrifice Orgy Hotel Parties.
Did you know that these actually happen? At first I was bummed that I was only hearing the results of one instead of getting an invitation, but then I heard from my friend that he fell asleep during the best parts of it. I would rather not be there, than be there and be asleep, haha. But. I can forgive him given the circumstances.
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Whoa there!
Please wait an hour before asking any more questions.
I have seen people on the tumblr complain about getting this message before, but I just figured that they were obnoxious and talking to too many people in too short of a time frame. But I just got this message now. And I literally have only sent ten messages to the same person, because we’re having a conversation. And now I can not reply...
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Gonna stay 5'9 forever.
There’s this guy who owns this clothing line and sometimes I stop by because he’s cool people and he gives me free tank tops and tank tops are my favourite article of clothing in the world. It’s probably been two years since I’ve seen him, and last time I saw him he was taller than me. We both claim we’re 5’9, but this time that I saw him, I was taller. It...
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Loss of control.
My goal to be productive over winter break was to exercise and lose three pounds, but yesterday I ate McDonalds and then proceeded to drink my own weight in alcohol, and then after the bars ate McDonalds again. And while I was in some little Hispanic bar and watching telenovelas, a commercial came on, in English, announcing that the beefy crunch burrito is back from Taco Bell. I love the beefy...
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With one or two I get used to the room.
I am dying. I feel misery. I save all of my ranting for the internet. My only expectations in this house were for it to be hospitable living environment. I am doing my best to survive in this ice box. I am even wearing pants. I am wearing a sweater. I am wearing a jacket. I am wearing a hat. I might just put on gloves after I finish typing this post. For somebody who hates wearing clothes, this is...
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It's cold outside. Hold me. Don't hold me.
Normally I resent the fact that my laptop gets unbearably hot and gives me firecrotch, but now that I have relocated to the Antarctic I am clinging onto this warm laptop for dear life. The wind is blowing so hard that my cardboard box is going to fly away.
I should invest in an electric blanket.
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It's failure by design.
The grades keep coming back. At this point, I think I might as well get a big red stamp tattooed on my forehead that says failure and it can just be the greatest self fulfilling prophecy because honestly when I go in to my job interviews (as if I ever get past the getting someone to care about my resume process) who is going to hire a dude that has failure stamped on his forehead both literally...
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So you know who we are.
There is this phenomenon that I dislike. When people change their facebook names, they are apparently “rebranding” their own name in real life. It always irks me when I hear somebody refer to someone else by their internet display name. I understand that there are plenty of reasons that people change their username such as a joke, to convey some sort of philosophical meaning, to...
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Everyone's caught on to everything you do.
Sometimes I go out in there in society, and what I see perturbs me. Men feeling themselves up all of the time. And being the inquisitive and empathetic person I am, I try to rationalize what must really be going on there. I understand the occasional scratch or readjustment, but some guys just straight up fondle. I don’t even see boobs and bra straps get this much attention, and those are...
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The vessel groans.
I really thought that over this winter vacation that it would be refreshing to see a lot of my friends who I feel that I have lost touch with over time. I don’t know why, but I have this bad habit of not seeing people for months, if not years. But today I just got word that my plan might not work out. This guy that I wanted to see, well. Today he told me that he’s leaving Thursday to...
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Dear average college student...
capridemos:
So, you’re slowly working your way through the required credit hours of boring, pointless classes, eh? Perhaps someday you’ll land that high-paying corporate job that so many people tend to covet. It’ll be a long way coming but it’ll be worth the effort, right? Well, wrong. It’s not worth it. That is, if you even get the job. You see, the economic system isn’t built for people like...
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For the time to come in reverie.
I hate staring at a photograph of the person your heart longs for, and finding zero physical imperfections with them. Even if it’s an unflattering angle, even if they look fat, even if one eye is closed. You find everything about that picture to be perfect. Perfect and endearing. And for anybody else, you would see these qualities as imperfections, but for this person, you just see love.
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(Fork and Knife).
Define addiction. What is an addiction? I honestly believe that I am addicted to fast food. Or unhealthy, fattening foods. I have tried cutting potatoes and bread out of my diet, and I still eat bread and potatoes with nearly every meal I eat. And what about eating itself? How many times do you find yourself going for a quick fix of food when you’re not even actually hungry? You’re...
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Your big surprise.
Nobody in my house is awake yet. I don’t understand. It’s 1:30pm. My mind is now jumping to the conclusion that a carbon monoxide leak wiped out my entire family, but in some strange ironic twist of fate, spared me. How’s that for a holiday gift.
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Everyone else: HAHAHA! HARRY POTTER REFERENCE!
Me: ...
Tumblr: All the notes!
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And it was called "Yellow."
One of my friends suggested that I give Coldplay a listen, and I must say I am in a Coldplay kind of mood, so now I am going through their entire discography. Except there is one problem. “Yellow.” I love this song so much. And after it ends, I can’t help myself. I go ahead and hit repeat. There have been times where I listened to Yellow on repeat for days. And now I think I may...
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Out of cash.
It’s only been 48 hours since I’ve written a substantial blog on this website and yet it feels like an eternity. I guess that is because unlike a weekend where I am preoccupied with life and ignoring the internet, these past 48 hours have been weak days where I was preoccupied with studying, and wishing that I had the time to be on the internet.
And now that I am here, I am...
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“Be reasonable. See things my way.”
– Grandpa
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If my classmates do not share these views, does...
I walked in late for my 8am auditing exam because I don’t care. Honestly, the first thing I see when I walk in is the message “the curve is your friend” written on the blackboard. There was zero expectation for any of the hundred or so students in this class to pass the final. Our final grades are going to be based on relativity.
We’re taking this class from an auditing...
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WatchThese birds act like locusts that have come to turn these trees into barren shells of their former selves. I don’t actually care. Second grade taught me about life cycles and food chains and I know that these berries were all going to fall off and die regardless. Special shout out to the College Avenue quads that I just found out were all being condemned next year to be renovated. To me that...
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Quickens your heartbeat.
I woke up and my bed was two feet away from the wall. Last weekend I had sex until the sun rose. The weekend before that I had sex in front of a mirror. And the weekend before that I had sex in a hotel room. I could be having sex right now, but I took my tax book down to the lounge to study for finals, and here I am on tumblr.
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You're just jealous.
Do you have any friends who are socially inept and rely on you to let them know where the party is at? I do, and I don’t mind it because given a choice of who I want to spend time with I’d choose them, but sometimes there’s a tragic instance where nobody I know is throwing a fiesta, and I would love it if I could rely on somebody else to deliver a good time to me. But I accept my...
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The bike scene.
So we were riding bikes through the graveyard and I was excited because I haven’t ridden a bike with no hands in years, but these were some sort of athlete bikes that require you to hunch forward and hold on to these crazy handlebars and strap your feet into the peddles and the bikes weighed like four ounces and had really thin tires and I couldn’t let go of the handlebars of...
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Her worst mistake.
Sometimes I watch level headed girls get treated like shit and/ or fall into the exact same traps the exact same guy has just played on all of the girls before her. And you tell her exactly what is going to happen, but she is blinded by “love” ”lust,” so much so that you start to think, hey maybe she isn’t a complete idiot, and maybe she’s actually going to be...
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Like your shoes, love your hair.
That awkward moment when you express your concern over a bad hair day, but everyone says that your hair looks exactly the same as it always does, so you are the last person in the world to know that every day of your life has been a bad hair day.
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