Now that Thanksgiving break is over, it’s back to reality. Assignments due: Monday: Accounting Information Systems Quiz Monday: Intermediate Accounting Paper Monday: Intermediate Accounting Wiley Assignment Tuesday: Accounting Information Systems Stage 6 Project Tuesday: Statistical Methods for Business Homework Wednesday: Accounting Information Systems Quiz Wednesday: Operations...
Gambling is addictive, almost as bad as drugs.– Grandma
I don’t like Old Navy. I never did and I never will. However, I like money. I was ready to quit Old Navy once the summer ended. Screw being a retail slave. It is the most unsatisfactory job I can think of. The pay sucks and the work is so tedious and unrewarding. But when I told them that I wanted to quit because I was going to be starting school again, they were real cool and told me that...
Everyone says it's snowing in their town, you know...
scott-w-pilgrim: It’s snowing loud obnoxious ghetto people
Nice Bagel Wawa
Wawa blows. This is clearly a kaiser roll. Quick Chek wouldn’t make that mistake.
When North Korean artillery shells started slamming into Kwan Young-hee’s small island village Tuesday afternoon, she grabbed her cellphone and ran for her life. Straight from the WSJ home page. I am not entirely sure about how I feel about this. Not even the aspect of North Korea firing upon a South Korean island, but the fact that when your village is being fired upon, you take the time...
Calorie Number Nine-Hundred
I have this problem where if I consume too many 2nd Degree Burn Fiery Buffalo Doritos, that I vomit. And the worst part is that I am sure that some marketer over at the Doritos headquarters is throwing his head back in ecstasy because of this. A few years ago Doritos released this flavor of Doritos called Fiery Habañero, and then swiftly took them off of the market. Those chips were the sex. And I...
Dad (5.51 p.m.): U R BRINGIN YOUR LANDRY TOO RT
Me (5.54 p.m.): I can't understand you. You forgot too many letters in your text message.
Dad (6.02 p.m): THER IS A LOT OF TRFFIC !!
I do believe that I was the only person in Operations Management today who noticed what Professor Alizadeh’s last Google search was while he was using his laptop on the projector. I should have taken a photo.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Pick up lines.
Me: Wow, you're so beautiful. And exotic looking. Do you have some Asian in you?
Girl: Haha, no.
Me: Would you like to?
I can’t stand how much people have to say about it. “It’s so dangerous because people want me to think it is!” Stimulant and depressant? It’s never been done before! Oh yeah, Sparks never existed (although like Four Loko and Joose, Sparks had to remove the caffeine from its product). Vodka and Redbull? Oh shit no one’s ever been drinking that before. Personally I drink vodka and Monster....